3 orang mati

Seorang Malaikat dipintu gerbang antara Surga dan Neraka sedang mengadili orang2 mati. begini kira2 debat yg terjadi diantara mereka:

Malaikat : "Hey, Apa penyebab kematianmu??"

Orang 1 : "Beberapa menit yang lalu saya sedang berada di kantor, tp karena saya tiba2 merasa istri saya sedang selingkuh, saya buru2 pulang. Sesampainya saya di rumah, pintu rumah sedang dalam keadaan terkunci. Kemudian saya dobrak pintu tersebut dan menemukan istri saya sedang telanjang di pojokan ranjang dengan posisi ranjang yang berantakan.

Saya menolah ke jendela dan melihat ada tangan orang sedang bergelantungan, tanpa basa-basi saya pukul lah tangan org tersebut biar dia jatuh dan mati. Setelah dia jatuh kebawah, saya ambil kulkas dan saya lemparkan juga kebawah, ketika melemparkan kulkas, mendadak penyakit jantung saya kumat dan ikut jatuh bersama kulkas tersebut."

Malaikat: "ooh, begitu, kasihan jg kamu ya. Berikutnya yang pakai celana pendek, silahkan ceritakan penyebab kematianmu."

Orang 2 : "Begini, saya sedang berolahraga di balkon apartemen saya, kemudian saya terpeleset dan jatuh, untung saya bisa berpegangan pada balkon di lantai bawah apartemen saya. Tapi tiba2 ada yang memukuli tangan saya sehingga saya jatuh, Untungnya saya jatuh di tempat sampah yang empuk, Tapi tiba2 ada kulkas yang jatuh dan menimpa saya. Makanya saya ada disini."

Malaikat : "naas skali nasibmu. Silahkan berikutnya, org yg sedang telanjang. Bisa ceritakan bagaimana kamu bisa ada disini?"

Orang 3 : "Begini, saya sedang selingkuh dengan istri orang, tiba2 dia pulang kerja. Jadi saya buru2 sembunyi di kulkas. Tak tahu kenapa, tiba2 saya sudah ada disini."

Malaikat: " ooh...."

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smoking is still DANGEROUS to your healt

"Government Warning: Smoking is dangerous to your health," says a conspicuously printed caution in a cigarette pack sold in the market almost anywhere in the world today.

However, according to the World Health Organization (WHO), smoking is still among of the leading risk factors common to non-communicable conditions/diseases such as cardio-vascular disease (including heart disease, stroke and hypertension), diabetes, cancer and respiratory conditions (including COPD or chronic-obstructive pulmonary disease and asthma).

Moreover, almost 1000 deaths were attributed to smoking as the second leading risk factor (first is Blood Pressure) according to the 2000 study of the WHO in Western Pacific countries.

Probably, most smokers are either does not know how to read or simply they just ignore the warning.

Studies show that more than 4,000 chemicals are found in smoke and more that 40 of which have been proven to cause cancer. Nicotine, the major chemical content of cigarette, is one of the most addictive and others called it as "strongest poison."

From 1964 to 2002, WHO recorded the following smoking-caused diseases: cancer of the lung, larynx, esophagus, nasal and oral pharynx, kidney, pancreas, ureter, bladder, liver, stomach, cervix (among women), and leukemia.

About one third of all cancer cases are linked to smoking.

Other smoking-caused diseases traced by WHO are: chronic-obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) like emphysema and chronic bronchitis, which are also classified as severe lung damage; atherosclerotic peripheral vascular disease, aortic aneurysm, and diminished health.

In addition, smoking reduces blood circulation and narrows blood vessels, depriving the body of oxygen and increasing the risk of heart disease. It also doubles the risk of stroke and increases the risk for developing cataracts.

And if you think you are healthy and safe from the hazards of smoking because you do not smoke, you are dead wrong. Secondhand smoke or passive smoking puts a person at equal risk as active smokers.

Similar with direct smoking, secondhand smoke has more than 4,000 chemicals according to WHO research. Many of these chemicals are toxic and can cause cancer. You breathe in these chemicals when you are around someone who is smoking.

Diseases and adverse health effects caused by secondhand smoke to adults are lung cancer and heart disease. On the other hand, children exposed to secondhand smoke may suffer exacerbation of asthma, chronic and acute respiratory illness, reduced lung function growth, and ear infections.

Breathing secondhand smoke is not just bad for you, but also for babies. Exposing an infant to it greatly increases the risks of asthma, pneumonia, bronchitis and fluid in the middle ear.

Another study says that women who are married to smokers have 40% greater risk than women married to non-smokers.

So, what more proof do you need? If you want to grow old, not die young and let others around you live longer, quit smoking!

Nicotine addicts may find it hard to stop smoking, but there are many health service providers and advocates against the hazards of smoking today that are willing to extend help for those who intend to quit "inhaling poison." You may start asking assistance in your community or government health centers.

Again, remember the old adage, "if there's a will, there's a way." If you're a smoker, find your reason to quit and focus on saving your life. Your family will thank you for it.

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armageddon

In 1972, an estimated 1000-ton object skimmed upon the edge of Earth's atmosphere over the Grand Tetons National Park in Wyoming, and then skipped back out into space, like a skimming-stone off water. This event was photographed by tourists and also was detected by Air Force satellites. Had it approached at a 90° angle into the atmosphere, it most likely would have caused a Hiroshima-scale explosion over Canada, only a bit down-sized from the scale of the Siberian blast. In 1992, a meteorite weighing 12.4 kg. was recovered after it had made a spectacular appearance over Peekskill, N.Y., where it was described as being as bright as a "full-moon". This event was recorded by 16 separate video cameras, some of which were located at a local high-school football game and were recording the game! On January 19, 1993, a very bright asteroid crossed the sky of Northern Italy, ending with an explosion approximately over the town of Lugo, Italy. The explosion (14 kilotons of energy) generated shock waves which were recorded by six local seismic stations. This particular type of asteroid did disintegrate at a great altitude, which is quite lucky for the town of Lugo. Had it been an the type of asteroid that would have been composed mostly of iron ferrites, of which only some 6% of all asteroids are known to be comprised as such, chances are that it would have disintegrated at a much lower altitude creating a great deal of death and destruction. In 1994 the US Department of Defense made public domain its records on energetic bolide-type asteroids over a time span of about twenty years. This data indicates that, from 1975 to 1992, there were 136 airbursts of energy greater than 1 kiloton, but the real number was probably at least 10 times higher, because the satellite system does not cover the entire surface of the Earth. What would happen during a large collision? In 1994 a large comet (P/Shoemaker-Levy 9) hit Jupiter. The Hubble telescope recorded the impact with tremendous accuracy. As it entered the atmosphere of Jupiter temperatures reached over 20,000 degrees. The impact sent a fireball thousands of miles into space. [Image compliments of the-planet-jupiter.com. A magnificent artist rendering of Shoemaker-Levy 9 breaking up, and impacting into Jupiter] The scale of the impact may look small in scale, but bear in mind the size differential between Jupiter and Earth. The damage of an impact on Earth would kill all life. Massive earthquakes would jet out around the globe at thousands of miles an hour, destroying all buildings and life in their path. It would also trigger volcanic activity setting off eruptions and explosions all over the world. An enormous dust cloud would be sent into the atmosphere. A fireball would be sent into the sky miles tall. Any life that had survived the inital impact would be overcome with a whole new set of problems. Peices of the earth and dust would block the atmosphere, preventing the earth from getting any sun. Plant life would become extinct, and humans would face the horrifying reality of a nuclear winter. How many asteroids do we have to worry about? Hundreds... thousands. The largest yet discovered are an awesome 18 miles in length. Scientists estimate that there could be as many as 1000 asteroids larger than 1 mile across that pass relativly close to Earth. An impact by any one of these would be an Extinction Level Event. How often is Earth hit by an asteroid? More frequently than you may think. An incident like Tunguska occurs approximately once per every hundred years. Smaller ones, but easily big enough to take out a large city, occur at least 3 times per century, for example Brazil in 1930. While most of the recent recorded impacts have happened in places that were barely inhabited, we won't always be that lucky. If the Tunguska event had happened over the city of New York it would have been nearly leveled. Those large enough to cause extinction, 1/2 mile in diameter, occur less frequently - around once per million years. No large scale asteroids or meteors have been found to have an earth crossing path, but the number of people looking compared to the number that may be out there is majorly lopsided. How could we stop an Imminent Impact? Up until 50 years ago, we would have been totally defenseless against one. With the advent of nuclear weapons, we might have the possiblity of lauching ICBM nuclear tipped rockets at it, in an attempt to destroy it. However, doing such could result in creating a worse situation for ourselves. If we broke it into peices, the damage from multiple impacts could be just as bad as one big one. The other option is to do the best we can to prepare for such an impact. Those in the direct path of the impact would stand little chance of survival. however, if shelters areound the world were created to prepare for such an onslaught, with stockpiled food, water and resources - they may be able to hold out until the dust settled. The world they would be coming back out to would be far different than the one they left. With nearly every species and 75-90% of plant life possibly wiped out, humans would literally have to start all over. http://www.armageddononline.org/asteroid-and-meteor-impacts.html http://www.armageddononline.org/asteroid-and-meteor-impacts.html

clean registry

The moment you begin experiencing computer slowdown where it requires longer time to load any applications, and it also requires time for your web browser to load internet pages, and simultaneously you are consistently encountering numerous error message popping out of your display, then it's time for you personally to ask your self how you can my PC registry. These points are signs and symptoms of cluttered registry which you require to take severe consideration by doing something to clean it free of charge from junk files so that you can avoid a lot more severe troubles to occur in the future.

I myself also skilled the exact same difficulties with my personal computer when these signs showed up on my unit; it was then that i realized which i need to clean my PC registry in order to boost its performance and avoid it from further damaging my registry. This is an important which ought to become part of normal maintenance procedures in order to maintain my computer in top situation whatsoever occasions; and at the same time protect my important files and valuable programs from getting corrupted and inaccessible in the event of system crash.

I also realized that the registry plays an essential role in operating the program because it is where most essential information are saved which most programs need in order to normally run; at the same time it also contains trash files which gradually construct up each time I use by computer because it'll record every single activity I do on my unit. The accumulation of trash information significantly affects the overall performance of my processor also it also can trigger various mistakes to occur on my personal computer.

Additionally, I also discovered that there are two methods to clean my PC registry; one is to use the manual technique exactly where I will need to manually research and determine useless files and delete them; while the other one is to make use of registry cleaning software program which could effectively do the cleaning job with just couple of clicks of utilizing the item. I recognized that performing the manual method demands expertise in this field thinking about the truth that any error made in mistakenly deleting one file that is really essential for some programs to run could tremendously trigger additional difficulty; hence it is too risky to do it even for skilled professionals. Thankfully, there are numerous registry cleaners available within the marketplace today that may enable me to very easily carry out the cleaning methods even without technical knowledge on this topic issue.

My encounter taught me valuable knowledge about some important procedures which many computer users neglected to complete; with this article, I hope that my encounter will make you conscious of the require to carry out some important maintenance methods such as the way I clean my PC registry in order to keep my unit in superb condition whatsoever times.

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